Acacia's hunters and gatherers lumber about the house picking up cigarette butts that they threw on their lawn (close inspection indicates that all of them were lit on the wrong end)
Potential rushees are lured up the house under the ruse that they are visiting a "real" fraternity. Fortunately our Oculon surveillance team jumped into action
Known as 'war driving' during rush week our crack team of propagandists are on the prowl to save the incoming freshmen of four years of daftness
The warning is given to a group of freshmen staggering up to the house
As the drive by warning is delivered the rushers can be seen rushing from the house
The surveillance team returns to determine the effectiveness of the operation. All but one escaped, surely this person of such density will join the ranks of ACACIA.