Gotta love the bouncer-esque tone of the message. “I’m sorry, your name isn’t on the list, there are no options that someone like you can set.”

If god is a Cubs fan, he’s a confusing god at best.
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How does this make them any money?
United Airlines said Friday it will start requiring minimum stays for nearly all domestic flights beginning in October. It is also raising its cheapest fares by as much as $90 one-way.
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For example, travelers booking the cheapest seats between Chicago and Minneapolis or Boston and San Diego will now be […]

*Saves up down payment for giant SUV*

Inner City Snail.

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The contrast couldn’t have been greater. McCain’s barf-green backdrop of lame in front of a crowd that could have been mistaken for my Econ 101 lecture class was a complete dud. Hillary’s oddly worded “victory” speech pushed the envelope of political suicide. But Obama’s speech, just wow. I’d never seen anything like […]

I often think very conflicting things about Microsoft’s cash cow productivity suite. On one hand, they’re the standard for office applications, anyone that’s computer literate knows how to create and print a word document. It’s almost liberating; print publishing for the masses and such. At the same time, they’re such punishing applications when you want […]