The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) has recently released the budget deficit projections for this year and they ain’t pretty. CBO projections predict a 380 Billion (Billion is capitalized to emphasize the lack of English skills of this writer) deficit without any cost of the war added in. The White House itself is forecasting a 412 […]

Can anyone guess why this guy called?
Me: ITS Help Desk, how can I help you?
Caller: Bwa…. you mean this is a 24 by 7 operation?
No: No sir we’re not
Caller: Well its 7 freekin’ o’clock
Me: We’re open until 8 pm
Caller: oh….
(awkward silence)
Me: So, can I help you?
Caller: uh, no.
Hangs up

Here is it folks, the highly anticipated web version of Sara’s Birthday.
To those that have been crawling up the walls in anticipation, I apologize for the delay. We’ll blame the whole incident on Tony for cropping the 11 megs worth of photos into mathmatically happy resolutions like 1269×1188.
Enjoy!

Our favorite scapegoat will soon be weaned […]

So cheap, you can have it for free

In reference to a past debate, it seems that some of you feel that Harvey is a girl. Well I did some research on this and it turns out that it ain’t so easy because a neutered male looks a lot like a female from a genitalia point of view.
Well I turned to the wealth […]

I was reading my daily, Political Animal over at the washingtonmontly.com and found this article about how the Democrats would do well to shake up their candidate pool with some fresh blood. Some of the crazier ones were Bill Cosby and Lance Armstrong(who I don’t think is currently old enough to be president). I think […]

White Noise sucked, I mean bad.
For the price of admission, White Noise showed me seemingly related scenes of dialogue and action that I was supposed to piece together into a halfway decent movie. This is the kind of movie I hate because I’m PAYING them write the movie, but instead they just turn out […]

and the wiener is… HARVEY
Say hello to Harvey the Ocu-Cat
Shout out to Tony for drunkenly thinking up the name.
And just to settle any potential bets, he is named after the greatPaul Harvey
And now you know the REST of the story.

Inspired by Robert’s list below, I thought I’d share my own list of favorite posts…
What are you getting for Presentfest 2004?
Hot Chick w/ Nice Pussy
Women Are Horses w/ Boobs: A Proof
The Prototypical Opponent of Gay Marriage
Tom Delay the Badboy of Congress
Amend for Arnold, Springer
Canadians Abusing Marriage…
Post-Election Blues
And […]

Well thanks to Marianne, I now have a cat, who spent his first hour in my apartment looking very confused while he sniffed out his new digs.

I still haven’t named him, the two contending names so far:
-Chaiman Meow (thanks to Matt for the suggestion)
-SCSI the Ocu-Cat
Leave suggestions in the comments!