Well Christmas is always a good day to see a movie, it gets everyone to put down the fork and be quiet for a couple hours. Movie prices went up at the local big screen and I shelled out $8 to see some advertisements and previews which happened to have The Life Aquatic tacked on […]

Its roommate versus roommate in fantasy roommate showdown 2004! This week’s matchup:
Football:
The Ocunauts (8-7) are coming off a stunning upset victory at Blahtkus memorial stadium. After rolling up their season high point total, the #1 seed was eliminated the Ocunauts again hit the road to Jackal Field. The Samurai Jackals (10-5) are also rolling after […]

I’m interested to hear what everyone wants/is expecting to receive this year. I, for example, am dying to get my hot huge hands on a nice, expensive….[continued in comments]

Caple tells it how it is in Washington DC — baseball is trying to screw the DC taxpayers.

The Ocunauts have already exceeded expectations this year but that’s not holding them back. “We want it all, that being all of it,” said All-Oculan Michael Vick. The trashing talking has heated up as the playoff brackets were announced early this morning.
Oddsmakers in Vegas give the Ocunauts a fair chance against the #1 seeded […]

Round 1 (Tutorial): Ocu-Master comes out swinging and demolishes the tutorial section with a flurry of accurate mouse clicks and a mastery of the scroll box. His impeccable footwork will surely serve as a tutorial for all the young kids in the audience.
Ocu-Master - 7-3
Round 2 (Issues essay): GRE strikes back with a duo of […]

Wtf, indeed.

Well its Friday and the plan? Study and then watch Futurama until I fall asleep. All this and I’m not even a student.
Old habits die hard.
If you feel like I do, Dave Barry will cheer you up

Oh god. Here he comes again… I mean butter? Garlic? Don’t you learn?? Someone should tell him that shit belongs in the oven or even the griddle. Who tries to make garlic bread in the toas-mmmfaarrrgggmfmfffff…
POP!
Well THAT was productive, the next blueberry bagel is going to taste like it slept with a garlic clove. I […]

Ah, the world is a fine place. The holidays are near, Christmas music is polluting our airwaves and couples everywhere go out to fawn over each other in public. It seems like this time of year really drives up the numbers of PDA offenders in really annoying places. Our fair writer is upset that he […]