The gritty Ocunauts have held onto an early Thanksgiving lead over the #2 ranked Gridiron Anarchy Bots after a whirlwind of Sunday football. The nascent lead was achieved after four players participated in holiday competition. However, the 3 point margin didn’t raise too many hopes as the ‘Bots used only one player to keep pace. […]

I’m sure by now you’ve all heard the news about Dan Rather retiring from the anchor spot of the CBS evening news. I myself am moved, almost beyond words. This gentle news lead is the anchor with whom I grew up. Evening news just won’t be the same with out his comforting drawl and homespun […]

So if you haven’t heard, the House Republicans recently voted (by
voice, so there’d be no record) to reverse a rule they adopted in the early 90’s to show that they are morally superior to Democrats. The rule? If you’re indicted for a crime, you have to step down from your committee chairmanship, created in response […]

Fart powered outhouse takes world stank record (AP)

I woke up at 8:30 this morning and was tailgating by 10:30 or so. We all ate a lot of food over at Walters’ tailgate and huddled around a fickle portable TV set to watch the Ohio St-Michigan debacle. All of us knew the stakes, and while Ted Ginn ran all over the field, it […]

Are you addicted to porn? Did you know that prolonged exposure to pornography leads to sexual callousness, the erosion of family values and diminished sexual satisfaction?
Help the fight against perverts who twist ‘free speech’ to mean depiction of blatant sexual acts! Help to convince congress that sexuality is to be feared and hidden from the […]

A new group has sprung up in California to urge the passage of an amendment that would let foreign-born citizens to hold the office of president. It would be nice if their goal was more altruistic, but www.amendforarnold.com leaves little wiggle room. The group has started running a commercial to gain […]

Whenever I feel like delving into old school internet gaming, I fire up the ol’ Netrek client and slug away. Netrek you see, is one of the earliest internet multiplayer games, and it’s hella fun. I mean, what game with a 50 page “Newbie” Manual isn’t a great time? The object of the game is […]

As Rober…Ocu-master noted below there is likely going to be a large amount of Democrats fleeing this modern Titantic we call America, heading north to seek refuge. Enter the Canadians with a service sympathetic to the Democrat’s plight: Marry An American. It’s exactly what it sounds like, unless you’re thinking that it’s another ultra-lame reality […]

Sad that Bush got re-elected? I know I am. Hi, my name is Dolen McDolenpants. I was plunging into a bottomless void until I found my miracle cure: Fuckitol. That’s right folks, with one little pink pill, all your problems will drain away as you fade into the dark oblivion known as coma-land. For 3 […]