I generally respect Jack McKeon but this quote just smacked of “Dustology” where young hitters are stereotyped and never given a chance to prove themselves. In this case, McKeon takes a swipe a Hee Seop Choi’s ability to hit left handed pitchers:
“He will be telling me he can hit left-handers,” joked Marlins manager Jack McKeon, […]

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b) Updated constantly
c) Frank’s Mom

The home team Oculon Blurnsball All-Stars got pasted last week against what is surely going to be a play-off contention team in the Beatin’ Sticks. Not helping the situation at all was a massive decline in nearly every statistical category as the All-Stars racked up the league’s fewest amounts of runs scored, home runs, and […]

I think many of us recall the old story of government incompetance in which the pentagon paid $600 for a hammer and some absurd amount for a toilet seat. I think Rush Limbaugh got about 3 years worth of material out of this story alone. According to this GovExec.com article there never was a $600 […]

“Sarah+Hillcreat” (Find all girls named Sarah that live in Hillcrest.)
Well the miscreants over at UILife have found a new way to antagonize the good people at the University of Iowa. They’ve now posted the entire UI address database and have made it searchable by any field and you can get up to 2000 […]

The FBB weekly stats page is up, check it out here
HDFBB Team of the Week:
Diamond Anarchybots
Last Week’s Stat Line
Anarchybots def Bronx Blahmers 9-1
R HR RBI SB OBP W SV ERA WHIP K/9
33 11 29 4 0.357 4 1 3.19 1.17 7.71
The Anarchybots have secured an early two game lead over their closest competitor, mainly based on the lethal combination of above average pitching and good hitting. The only category below the league median […]

While pissing away my lunch hour I happened to punch into google a query for the longest domain name. I thought I would find one site, when in fact there are 3 that claim to be the longest domain names in the world.
www.llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.com
59 letters long, quote: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.com is the longest single word (without […]

Some of you may remember a while back when Curt Shilling (rumored internet junkie) was thinking about going to Boston and ended up posting in a Boston Red Sox forum while the trade negotiations were in progress, rumor had it that many prominent baseball writers were all present in the discussion, but no hard evidence.
Well […]

Frank on this video
Frank! says:
oh god
Frank! says:
what a terrible picture that is
Ocu-Master says:
yeah — well now you're in the hall of shame with Dan
Ocu-Master says:
how does that make you feel?
Frank! says:
very angry
Frank! says:
very very angry
Frank! says:
i wish there was snow here so I could push someone down in it
Ocu-Master says:
wow that's pretty angry
Frank! says:
I am […]

Last Christmas Chonkzilla got me a cordless dremel and my plan is to put a big hole in the side of my case and put in a nice looking lucite window (which I got today from Menards’s).

Of course if I’m going to cut a giant hole in my case, I had better test my […]