Archive for March, 2004

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

Word on the street is that Frank is cheating at fantasy baseball by letting Jake win in every category. Frank has benched his players at 2B, OF, and relief pitcher. With such a hobbled team, I can only conclude that Frank is colluding with Jake to give Jake as many wins as he can.
In other […]

Tuesday, March 30th, 2004

Today I wanted to focus on the cruel side of Mr Frank. Not only is he a mean, slandering scumbag but he’s also a kitten killer:

Here’s Frank as he finishes off the last of Mr Whiskers, a persian shorthair owned by little Susie (8 years old) of Iowa City.
To view this gory photo in full […]

Monday, March 29th, 2004

Hello everyone and welcome to Frank is a Fart Face Week, Day 1. This is the first year of what looks to be an annual event for years to come. But who is this Frank and why exactly is he a fart face? Well here’s some info.
Internet Handle: “fbroz”
Age: ?
Weight: ?
Location: California
Vocation: Working for a […]

Monday, March 29th, 2004

Ocu-Master says:
so the question is frank, why are you libeling my good name?
Ocu-Master says:
Morton Dexter Beals is telling me that I may have a case in that your online slander has cause irreparable harm to my ability to deal with the other owners in the fantasy league
Ocu-Master says:
your silence is as good as a conviction
Frank! […]

Friday, March 19th, 2004

It isn’t really fantasy sports unless there’s some sort of wager involved. In this year’s HD tournament pick’em Oculon.org’s webmaster has locked heads with (little) sister site Asstastic.org’s webmaster. At stake? A pint of guiness to see who the real professor of bracketology is around these parts.
Relevant Stats:
Ocu-Master Currently trails, and has his sweet 16 […]

Sunday, March 14th, 2004

The NY times today has a fun story on Google and how it affects our culture… mostly a fluff piece but I love how the higher ups in Google are such loose people. They aren’t talking about impressions and hits and other marketspeak and they certainly aren’t suffering from megalomania….
For its part, Google does not […]

Saturday, March 13th, 2004

So I’ll admit it, I got tired of the the dual monitors at home. If my main computer was a mac, it wouldn’t be a problem. The fact is that Windows XP just doesn’t handle dual monitors very well. Some of my chief problems:
1) For the life of me, I couldn’t get the colors synced.
2) […]

Wednesday, March 10th, 2004

It was a delayed reaction, but a reaction none the less. The REAL UILIFE creator graced us with his presence during the night and left a nice message as well as one from one of his cronies from the bottom quartile of the IQ range. Fun stuff really, but the pathetic attempt at passing off […]

Sunday, March 7th, 2004

A thread on Slashdot tonight covered the issue of a patient “blacklist” for doctors. The database basically keeps a list of patients that have sued doctors and for what reasons. The reality is that doctors sometimes have to make decisions on whether or not to accept a case based on whether or not a patient […]

Saturday, March 6th, 2004

“Staff members look on as Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass., concentrates on bowling on orange down the aisle of his campaign plane on takeoff in route to Orlando, Fla. Wednesday, March 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola) “